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True love lives on and on and on. Spice up your love life with these funny love jokes,love jokes cards and love jokes greeting cards to make your sweetheart feel special.

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Before And After You Fall In Love ...

BEFORE - You take my breath away
AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating

BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever
AFTER - Monday Night Football

BEFORE - Don't stop
AFTER - Don't start

BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream
AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm

BEFORE - Turbocharged
AFTER - Jumpstart

BEFORE - We agree on everything
AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

AFTER - Idle

BEFORE - He's completely lost without me
AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

BEFORE - Passion
AFTER - Ration

BEFORE - Once upon a time
AFTER - The end 

1St Person: Why is your face all scratched?
2nd Person: My girlfriend said it with flower.
1st Person: How Romantic.
2nd Person: Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch
of thorny roses!
Q.What would it take to get you to kiss me?
A. An Anaesthetic.
Husband: We have been married five years and haven't agreed on a thing.
Wife: You are wrong again. It has been six years.
Why do men like love at first sight ?

Answer from a Female : It saves them a lot of time !
Answer from a Male : Love will vanish when she open her mouth ! 
If you never want to see a man...

If you never want to see a man again, just say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." ! 

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. 

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